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Thursday, 02 March 2006

  • To come

    Ok, so I am leaving for France today, and I hope to find endless fodder for more xanga entries.  So have a great week, and hopefully I will come back with stories afresh...Europe seems to inspire me.

Sunday, 26 February 2006

Friday, 24 February 2006

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    Ok, so I'm not feeling too creative, but I wanted to provide you guys (and by that I mean mostly Bored Mark) with soomething.  THIS IS NOT MY ARTICLE AND I HAVE IN NO WAY ALTERED OR ADDED TO IT.  I'm a little nervous...I'm about to go to my intellectual property class right now.  Am I allowed to do this?  I think not enough people read this for me to get in trouble...but oh well.  Enjoy.   And, after this, I'm glad only my dad bought me valentine candy. 

    February 20, 2006 | Issue 42•08

    MONTCLAIR, NJ—27-year-old LeeAnne Copeland's decision to consume an entire box of Valentine's chocolates over the course of five days led her boyfriend of 10 months to end their relationship Monday.

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    LeeAnne Copeland, after eating the entire box of Valentine’s Day candy given to her by her former boyfriend Michael Kristoff

    Michael Kristoff, 27, a part-time bartender, gave Copeland a two-pound, red-satin-lined box of Russell Stover premium assorted chocolates on Valentine's Day. According to Kristoff, Copeland "really packed on the pounds" in the days that followed.

    "It was noticeable," Kristoff said, describing a bulge on Copeland's midriff. "She seemed completely unaware of what she was doing to herself physically, and I found that very disconcerting."

    The weight gain, which Kristoff estimated to be between three and five pounds, transformed the young woman into "kind of a porker," according to Kristoff.

    "Before the candy, LeeAnne was an active person," Kristoff said. "She was always hopping around, straightening up her apartment, going to the gym."

    However, the chocolate, coupled with a snowstorm that shut down much of the Northeast, "gave [Copeland] an all-too-convenient excuse" to spend a week watching DVDs and eating chocolate.

    "For the next couple nights, when I'd come over I'd notice her stealing into the candy box, cramming her face," Kristoff said. "She even made a joke about it, telling me that she could see why they put Valentine's Day in February, when it was cold and snowy and there wasn't much else to do but eat. Like it was all a big joke to her."

    Kristoff said he was repulsed by the sight of Copeland eating.

    "I'd seen her eat before, but it was nothing like this," Kristoff said. "You could see chocolate dotting her teeth and tiny strings of saliva between her lips and traces of nougat and coconut on the corners of her mouth."

    Enlarge ImageGirlfriend Dumped Guy

    Kristoff added: "It made me sick."

    Copeland initially refused to eat the chocolate, according to Kristoff.

    "She was all, 'Oh, no, no, I can't eat all these, they're way too fattening,'" said Kristoff, impersonating Copeland. "She was trying to get me to eat most of the box, and was really stubborn about it."

    "It's kind of ironic, considering how this has all panned out," Kristoff added.

    Kristoff said that as he watched Copeland take her first, tentative bite of a strawberry cream, he had "this out-of-nowhere premonition."

    "It struck me that the chocolate-eating could be a foreshadowing of things to come," Kristoff said. "If I took her out to a steak place for her birthday, would she finish her whole meal? And what about holidays like Thanksgiving? When I got to thinking about the wedding cake, that's when the alarm bells really went off."

    Despite these strong reservations, Kristoff said he "remained in deep denial for several days."

    "I tried to make it work," Kristoff said. "I tried to tell myself that maybe the old LeeAnne would come back once the chocolates were gone, but I didn't think I could wait it out."

    Kristoff severed ties via a brief e-mail.

    Copeland said the sudden breakup had left her devastated, confused, and "so depressed I can't eat."

    Reached for comment, Kristoff said: "It's too bad she didn't display a little bit of that self-discipline earlier... We might still be together today."

    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/45580

Tuesday, 21 February 2006

  • Huffing and Puffing

    Yesterday my boss, Tyler, gave me some old clothes she didn't want.  My favorite item?  A t shirt that says "nope to dope".  I wore it to class this morning.  I'll take a picture soon, don't worry.  Then yesterday (in between packing up her garage and taking stuff to storage- they're getting ready to move) we went to this place in Franklin called The Cocoa Tree.  Tyler and I ate some of this thing called a chocolate bomb...this lustful concoction that was like a chocolate truffle on the outside and cake and mousse inside.  I wasn't gonna get it, but I was forced.  I'm pretty sure I need to on a chocolate fast until I leave for France in a little over a week, because the chocolate there is just too good to be missed.  I can't believe I'll be in Paris in about 9 days!  Crazy.
    So I am doing my training plan for the half marathon...and it is becoming increasingly clear to me that I am not a runner.  I usually run on Belmont Blvd., past houses of such famous folk as Ben Folds and the current Bachelor, and I huff and I puff, and feel like I am going to die before I am through.  60 year olds whiz by me without breaking a sweat.  I think perhaps I'm going to seek a dog to run with me...maybe a Great Dane?  They have really long legs, so they would probably force me to run faster right?  I really aspire some day to simultaneously own the smallest chihuaha I can find and a great dane.  Then I'm going to have a little chariot like structure made so the little guy can ride on the great dane.  They will be best friends and go everywhere together. 
    Last weekend, I went to see my brother and sister in law, and a fabulous time was had by all.  It was my most solid experience with snow in life so far.  I made a real snowman...with a little help from Amelia's friend Erin, who is from Wisconsin and has had a lot more experience with snow folk than I.
    The "red and white" themed party M&A hosted was really fun...we had a great time decorating cookies and cupcakes and ourselves in the colors of the occasion.  At one point, the police actually showed up.  To break up the wild state the party had erupted into, they actually had to throw bombs of tear gas into the apartment.  We were all temporarily blinded, and it was very painful, but completely worth it.  (Ok, so the police actually did show up, but just because the neighbors were so grouchy that a perfectly tame gathering caused them to become quite miffed, and they summoned the Arlington, VA police dept, who soon showed up and were quite perplexed at the lack of craziness they found.) Here's Miss Parrett with the cute new Mrs. Parrett:

    And me and my bro:

    Ok, friends, I gotta go for now.  I'll try to be better with the updates.

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